Well, Mr. Popoff is at it again! He sent me some pretty odd stuff these past few months. Parts one and two of my “Junk Peter Popoff Sent Me” series have been popular, so, without further adieu, I give you part three. And remember, all quotes are directly from him.
Aaron’s Rod
“First Faith Action: Take the Numbers 17:8 Aaron’s Rod and press it against your forehead…Second Faith Action: Tonight Only put this Numbers 17:8 Aaron’s Rod under your pillow as you sleep. This faith action will open your mind to divine guidance and enlightenment as you sleep. In the morning, break the rod in half and send half of it back to me… I felt led to ask you to sow $17.08 to honor Numbers 17:8″ On the enclosed prayer sheet, Brother Popoff asks me to check off my most urgent prayer requests from a list. Here are the options: “1. Get my hands on a large lump sum of money. 2. Multiply my income by 2 (check) or by 5 (check). 3. Find harmony in my house and friendships. 4. Make a loved one come back to me….”
Faith Slipper
“#1. Place the Faith Slipper on your right foot and stand on the Bible, confessing, ‘I confess that God’s Word is true and all others are liars, I will succeed, I will live a healthy life, I will see increase in my money, love and in all areas of my life. Nothing by all means shall hurt me. I am moving towards my total victory in Jesus…I will walk into God’s total plan for my life by releasing the ‘Millionaire Potential’ power in my life…”
“In 8 days, open the next envelope, and release the power”
So, I opened the next envelope right away, and here is what I got!:
Golden Coin
“…your very own Golden Coin attached to a Red, White & Blue Ribbon. The Red, White & Blue represents the USA…Wear this Ribbon and Golden Coin around your neck. It represents the Double Portion Anointing that will begin Breakthrough and Break the hold of this Spirit of Lack. In Jesus’ name, get it back to me in the morning or as soon a possible. Preston, I must then cast your coin into the Sea in the Holy Land where the Apostle Peter caught the fish with the cold coin in it’s mouth. This act of faith will release your double portion blessing.”
WHAT?!?! Is this for real? Peter Popoff is going to toss a bunch of cheap plastic medals into the Sea of Galilee? I would call that littering! Maybe I’ll fire off an email to the Israeli authorities to watch out for a guy throwing a bunch of stuff into the lake.
(UPDATE: I emailed Peter Popoff and asked, “Is this true? Will all these plastic items really be tossed into the sea?” I recieved this automated reply, “I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver your message to the following addresses: info@peterpopoffministries.com. This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out, user is over quota.” I guess I’ll never know how much pollution went into the Sea of Galilee!)
There is a lot more Peter Popoff Junk in my drawer, I’ll post more when I’m able.
Posted by Sarah on December 7, 2008 at 7:47 am
I seem to be getting all this junk also asking money from me as god would like me too!
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