Do you hate being part of a church where you have to interact with other people? Do you cringe at the thought of having share your life with other people? Have you amassed bucket loads of wealth? Then here’s a way for you to go to church on your own terms:
The recent demise of the Golden Gate Lutheran Church is your opportunity to have church your way. Recently converted into a MASSIVE home, this church can truly be YOUR castle! Forget about the Kingdom of God, here’s your chance to build YOUR kingdom TODAY!!!!
Castle on the Park (check out the gallery, who wouldn’t love the beautiful marble kitchen – and no potlucks to worry about. The bell tower is your own yoga haven)*
And who would not want to have their own sanctuary-living-room; free of all those pesky worshipers…
All this can be yours for 9,950,000 US! Now you too can profit from the slow collapse of Lutheran churches in the US!
*Idea: Let’s renew the Lutheran church, not sell it out.
